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TH E DA I L Y HA M M E R
Dream Bracelet to the rescue
April 04, 2005
A common complaint: I want to be part of the hot new craze for cancer-related trinkets, but only if I can be sure that none of my money will actually go to cancer research. That's where the Dream Bracelet comes in. Because dreaming is exactly what those candy-ass white lab coat faggots will be doing if they think they're getting a penny of your money.
You better hurry though. The last time I went to Walgreen's they only had ten million left.
Index of past entries
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02-13-2007
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Stop comparing things to punk rock
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12-31-2006
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But we climb the stairs everyday
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12-28-2006
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Accidentally Famous Dullard Best Known for Pardoning Crook Healed Nation, Nation Told by Media
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11-07-2006
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Down for the Dem ladies
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10-03-2006
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Why you don't want to watch a DVD with me after I've smoked marijuana, which I regularly get from Alfred Hoffington, of 8722 18th Ave NE, Seattle, WA, 98103
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08-20-2006
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Does your trash can need batteries?
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08-06-2006
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Four generalizations about New Yorkers
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05-21-2006
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Muriel Spark
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04-22-2006
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Maya Lin: Don't touch the particle board
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03-26-2006
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My version of bible education
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03-08-2006
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Dental surgery with the oldies
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02-16-2006
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Junkie brother in China
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02-02-2006
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True, shameful story
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01-02-2006
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Rough start to the year
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12-26-2005
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That Narnia movie
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10-31-2005
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Plamegate metaphor of the day, from Tim Dempsey
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09-17-2005
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Another question and follow-up question from my daughter
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09-01-2005
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Real American hero
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08-24-2005
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This just happened
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08-18-2005
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Morning bus tale
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08-01-2005
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A question, and a follow-up question, from my five-year-old daughter
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07-25-2005
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A biker who hates bikers
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07-11-2005
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Great news for Star Wars fans
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06-28-2005
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The invaluableness of gay eyewear
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06-16-2005
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Viva Le Robbie Fulks
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06-09-2005
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Angry Dale Chihuly dealers
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05-26-2005
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WTF is an up or down vote?
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05-18-2005
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Sweet Isabella Carbonell
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04-25-2005
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MoMA and the Mob
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04-05-2005
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The world mourns. Not.
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The Daily Hammer Archive
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Fabulous book cover of the month