October 03, 2006

There are a number of reasons why you wouldn't want to watch a DVD with me after I've smoked marijuana, which I regularly get from Alfred Hoffington, of 8722 18th Ave NE, Seattle, WA, 98103:

1. I might drift off during a particular scene and have to watch it again.
   It might be a five-minute scene, or it might be a fifteen minute scene. This will happen five to eight times in the course of the DVD.

2. If I am paying attention, I will be paying very, very careful attention.
   And at these times will also be liable to rewind and watch an entire scene again, if I think it's amazing. Which is likely. Because I am easily awestruck after smoking the marijuana I get from Alfred Hoffington, of the above-referenced address.

3. I will also pause the DVD and stare for minutes at a time at particular shots.
   While staring at a particular shot, I will express my appreciation out loud. "Damn!" I might say, "Those are some bad guys."

4. I can't watch a DVD without my camera when I'm stoned.
   So while expounding, per the previous item, I will also be taking pictures of the television screen. Lots of then. And then I will look at the pictures, at length, and repeat my appreciation. "Fuck. Yeah. Fucking bad guys. Who makes bad guys like that anymore?"

5. I like to deliver supposedly funny commentary, as the mood strikes me, especially during scenes that are not supposed to be funny
   "Ho ho!" I may say, "that's one miserable son-of-a-bitch! You know it's only going to get worse for that fucker, too! Hahaha!"