November 07, 2006

I would like to say, on this night of Democratic triumph, that I would fuck Nancy Pelosi. I would fuck Maria Cantwell. I would fuck Hillary Clinton. Which I'm sure would be a big honor for any of those fine leaders. They deserve a long, leisurely working over. I don't know why they wouldn't be honored to receive me, because I have been doing lots of situps and stuff, but if for some reason they're not up for the full-meal deal, I would be willing to go down on them, and to bring their night of victory to a full climax. One after the other, in any order they prefer. (Maybe they could do rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first.) I'll tenderly help them out of their power skirts, matching pumps, and nylons. I don't even care if they're all tired and sweaty from their long night and haven't had time to shave their special areas lately.
      You see, I'm an old-fashioned patriot, and I believe in getting down on my knees for what I believe in.